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Rep Power: 5 | A jobless man applied for the position of "office boy" at Microsoft.The HR manager interviewed him then watched him cleaning the floor as a test. "You are employed" he said. "Give me your e-mail address and I'll send you the application to fill in, as well as date when you may start. The man replied "But I don't have a computer, neither an email". "I'm sorry", said the HR manager. If you don't have an email, that means you do not exist. And who doesn't exist, cannot have the job." The man left with no hope at all. He didn't know what to do, with only $10 in his pocket. He then decided to go to the supermarket and buy a 10Kg tomato crate. He then sold the tomatoes in a door to door round. In less than two hours, he succeeded to double his capital. He repeated the operation three times, and returned home with $60. The man realized that he can survive by this way, and started to go everyday earlier, and return late. Thus, his money doubled or tripled every day. Shortly, he bought a cart, then a truck, and then he had his own fleet of delivery vehicles. 5 years later, the man is one of the biggest food retailers in the US. He started to plan his family's future, and decided to have a life insurance. He called an insurance broker, and chose a protection plan. When the conversation was concluded the broker asked him his email. The man replied, "I don't have an email." The broker answered curiously,"You don't have an email, and yet have succeeded to build an empire. Can you imagine what you could have been if you had an e mail?!!" The man thought for a while and replied, "Yes, I'd be an office boy at Microsoft!" Moral of the story : M1 - Internet is not the solution to your life. M2 - If you don't have internet, and work hard, you can be a millionaire. M3 - If you received this message by email, you are closer to being an office boy/girl, than a millionaire... Have a great day!!! P.S - Do not forward this email back to me, I am closing my email & going to sell tomatoes!!! |
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Rep Power: 4 | Hey how much Tomatoes have you sold till date...... ![]() |
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Rep Power: 7 | really fentastic lesson to all of us who is reading this thanks sangeeta
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Rep Power: 17 | Hi Sangeetha, This is wonderful...keep it up
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Rep Power: 12 | Re: Funny Email i have some xperience in selling tomatoes, potatoes and onions. anyway, tell me the current markep price of tomatoes and why only tomatoes, u shud' go for all types of vegetables, fruits etc. in case this is problematic to you, then we are ready to serve your customers. our firm is "aaloo from bhaloo pvt. ltd. ". To give u small idea abt our multinational operations, then our gross turnover of the day is 151 rupaiya and 35 paise (arre rickshaw mein fuel bharane ka minus kiya hai na) we r planning to go for aggressive acquisition in US and europe markets on the lines of mittal steel. so, u won't get a better opporutnity than this to be a partner with the future world leader of potatoes, tomatoes and onions. WISDOM CEO (aaloo from bhaloo pvt ltd.) |
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Rep Power: 17 | Re: Funny Email Tats great ambition wisdom......caryy on hope one day we see u in the famous business magazines as a cover story...
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