Marriage Quotes

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Marriage Quotes -- Our 'Top 10' List of Favorites...

Marriage quotes can be funny, sad or romantic. You'll discover just the marriage quote you're looking for in our 'Top 10' Lists of marriage quotations.

Here's our 'Top 10' list...
Favorite Marriage Quotes #1
People shop for a bathing suit with more care than they do a husband or wife. The rules are the same. Look for something you'll feel comfortable wearing. Allow for room to grow.
~ Erma Bombeck
Favorite Marriage Quotes #2
The Japanese have a word for it.
It's Judo -- the art of conquering by yielding.
The Western equivalent of judo is, 'Yes, dear.'
~ J. P. McEvoy
Favorite Marriage Quotes #3
Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.
~ Mae West
Favorite Marriage Quotes #4
One advantage of marriage it seems to me is that when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you it keeps you together until maybe you fall in again.
~ Judith Viorst
Favorite Marriage Quotes #5
Many marriages would be better if the husband and the wife clearly understood that they are on the same side.
~ Zig Ziglar
Favorite Marriage Quotes #6
Let the wife make the husband glad to come home, and let him make her sorry to see him leave.
~ Martin Luther
Favorite Marriage Quotes #7
Try praising your wife, even if it does frighten her at first.
~ Billy Sunday
Favorite Marriage Quotes #8
Husbands are like fires. They go out if unattended.
~ Zsa Zsa Gabor
Favorite Marriage Quotes #9
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
~ Henny Youngman
Favorite Marriage Quotes #10
I know you've been married to the same woman for 69 years. That is marvelous. It must be very inexpensive.
~ Johnny Carson