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Top10 most stupid questions people
generally ask in obvious situations and the irritated want to give the following
reply back...
At the movies: When you meet
friends...
Stupid Question:- Hey, what are
you doing here?
Answer:- Don't u know, I sell
tickets in black over here...
In the bus: A heavy lady wearing
pointed high-heeled shoes stepson your feet...
Stupid Question:- Sorry, did that
hurt?
Answer:- No, not at all, I'm on
local anesthesia.....why don't you try again.
At a funeral: One of the
teary-eyed people ask..
Stupid Question:- Why, why him,
of all people.
Answer:- Why? Would it rather
have been you?
At a restaurant: When you ask the
waiter
Stupid Question:- Is the "Butter
Paneer Masala" good?
Answer:- No, its terrible and
made of adulterated cement. We occasionally also spit in it.
At a family get-together: When
some distant aunt meets you after years
Stupid Question:-Munna, Chickoo,
you've become so big.
Answer:- Well you haven't
particularly shrunk yourself.
When a friend announces her
wedding, and you ask...
Stupid Question:- Is the guy
you're marrying good?
Answer:- No, he's a miserable
wife-beating , sensitive lout...it's just the money.
When you get woken up at midnight
by a phone call...
Stupid Question:- Sorry. Were you
sleeping?
Answer:- No. I was doing research
on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry or not. You thought I was
sleeping.... you dumb witted *****.
When you see a friend/colleague
with evidently shorter hair...
Stupid Question:- Hey have you
had a haircut?
Answer:- No, its autumn and I'm
shedding...
At the dentist when he's sticking
pointed objects in your mouth...
Stupid Question:- Tell me if it
hurts?
Answer:- No it wont. It will just
bleed.
You are smoking a cigarette and a
cute woman in your office asks...
Stupid Question:- Oh, so you
smoke.
Answer:- Gosh, it's a miracle
............it was a piece of chalk and now it's in flames!!!
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