365 days...

uday321 · 23-05-07, 08:06 PM

Office Humour :

After 2 years of selfless service, a man realized that he
has not been
promoted, no transfer, no salary increment, no commendatio
n. So he decided to walk up to his HR Manager. His manager
looked at him, smiled and asked him to sit down saying:

"My friend you have not worked here for even a single day.
" The man was surprised to hear this, but the manager went
on to explain.

Manager: How many days are there in a year?

Man: 365 days and sometimes 366.

Manager: How many hours make up a day?

Man: 24 Hours.

Manager: How long do u work in a day?

Man: 10am to 6pm i.e 8 hours a day.

Manager: So, what fraction of the day do u work in hours?

Man: He did some arithmetic and said 8/24 i.e 1/3 (one thi
rd).

Manager: This is nice of u! what is 1/3rd of 366 days?

Man: 122(1/3 x 366=122 in days)

Manager: Do u come to work on weekends?

Man: No sir.

Manager: How many days r there in a year that r weekends?

Man: 52 Saturdays and 52 Sundays equals to 104 days.

Manager: Thanks for that. If u remove 104 days from 122 da
ys. how many days
do u now have?

Man: 18 days.

Manager: I do give u 2 weeks sick leave every year. Now re
move that 14 days
from the 18 days left. How many days do u have remaining?

Man: 4 days.

Manager: Do u work on Republic Day?

Man: No sir!

Manager: Do u come to work on Independance Day?

Man: No sir!

Manager: So how many days r left?

Man: 2 days Sir!

Manager: Do u come to work on New Years Day?

Man: No sir!

Manager: So how many days r left?

Man: 1 day sir!

Manager: Do u work on Christmas Day?

Man: No Sir!

Manager: So how many days r left?

Man: None Sir!

Manager: So what r u claiming?

Man: I have understood, Sir. I did not realise that I was
stealing company
money all these days.

Moral-NEVER GO TO HR FOR HELP!!!

**t_mohan** · 23-05-07, 08:14 PM

And also If any HR Manager/Employer sees this post, he'll be telling the same to Us also, better we should be careful man

**Spoorthi** · 24-05-07, 12:13 AM

nice one...........already posted..

**AjayKumar.Kataram** · 24-05-07, 02:39 AM

mohan said is correct
be careful..................

abeethabsl · 24-05-07, 12:00 PM

**kiran2710** · 24-05-07, 05:18 PM

Nice one...

anusha · 24-05-07, 06:57 PM

posted long back..........

anusha · 24-05-07, 07:45 PM

nice one already posted

Kousalya · 14-06-07, 04:01 PM

aananthisankaran · 01-09-07, 03:22 AM

really nice

Jay777 · 01-09-07, 03:26 AM

satya5321 · 02-11-07, 08:09 PM

Niceone
may be you are not from Maths BackGround....Calculate OnceAgain...

23-05-07, 08:06 PM	#1 (permalink)
uday321 Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Age: 26 Posts: 48 Thanks: 1 Thanked 3 Times in 3 Posts Thanks: 1 Thanked 3 Times in 3 Posts Rep Power: 2	365 days... Office Humour : After 2 years of selfless service, a man realized that he has not been promoted, no transfer, no salary increment, no commendatio n. So he decided to walk up to his HR Manager. His manager looked at him, smiled and asked him to sit down saying: "My friend you have not worked here for even a single day. " The man was surprised to hear this, but the manager went on to explain. Manager: How many days are there in a year? Man: 365 days and sometimes 366. Manager: How many hours make up a day? Man: 24 Hours. Manager: How long do u work in a day? Man: 10am to 6pm i.e 8 hours a day. Manager: So, what fraction of the day do u work in hours? Man: He did some arithmetic and said 8/24 i.e 1/3 (one thi rd). Manager: This is nice of u! what is 1/3rd of 366 days? Man: 122(1/3 x 366=122 in days) Manager: Do u come to work on weekends? Man: No sir. Manager: How many days r there in a year that r weekends? Man: 52 Saturdays and 52 Sundays equals to 104 days. Manager: Thanks for that. If u remove 104 days from 122 da ys. how many days do u now have? Man: 18 days. Manager: I do give u 2 weeks sick leave every year. Now re move that 14 days from the 18 days left. How many days do u have remaining? Man: 4 days. Manager: Do u work on Republic Day? Man: No sir! Manager: Do u come to work on Independance Day? Man: No sir! Manager: So how many days r left? Man: 2 days Sir! Manager: Do u come to work on New Years Day? Man: No sir! Manager: So how many days r left? Man: 1 day sir! Manager: Do u work on Christmas Day? Man: No Sir! Manager: So how many days r left? Man: None Sir! Manager: So what r u claiming? Man: I have understood, Sir. I did not realise that I was stealing company money all these days. Moral-NEVER GO TO HR FOR HELP!!!

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